Things keep gettin weirder every day [Archive]

Sheri Gordon (Sheri)

03-31-2002, 08:50 AM

I thought I saw it all in spams....Lose weight fast!; 20 hot chicks waiting for you!; Make millions overnight!; I live in an oppressed country, I need you to hide $$$ for me; You&#39;re a Winner!....Most I delete so fast I don&#39;t even catch anything more than just the subject line. But this one tops &#39;em all.....thought it was fitting to put here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Subject: Aliens or Time Travelers PLEASE HELP! Date: Sun, 31 Mar 2002 01:07:21 &#43;0000 From: <A HREF="mailto:webmaster@dk.com">webmaster@dk.com</A> To: <A HREF="mailto:sheri@blackhorsedesign.com">sheri@blackhorsedesign.com</A> If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help! My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!! I have suffered tremendously and am now dying! I need to be able to: Travel back in time. Rewind my life including my age back to 4. I am in very great danger and need this immediately! I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using either the dimensional warp or an electronic device and then sends your consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. Please explain how safe and what your method involves. I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless without a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of radiation these crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding or other crystals which give off a north polarized vortex field just as strong or strong enough to make a watch stop this would be great. Only if you have this technology and can help me exactly as mentioned please send me a &#40;SEPARATE&#41; email to: <A HREF="mailto:IneedTimeTravel@aol.com">IneedTimeTravel@aol.com</A> Please do not reply if your an evil alien! Thanks

Sheri Gordon (Sheri)

03-31-2002, 08:51 AM

&#40;P.S. I think he needs to go back in time so he can re-do school and learn how to spell! hehehe&#41;

Starr Magick (Starr)

03-31-2002, 10:06 AM

Ohh Ohhh I replied from a non descript email address... here is my reply.. Will keep you posted if I hear anything &#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;& #42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;& #42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;& #42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;&#42;& #42;&#42; Greetings.. I regret to hear of your distress, and hope that this may give you some insight to helping you along your way. First thing I do not have any Blue Moon Crystals as they are extremely dangerous, due to the high radiation &#40;as you know&#41; BUT I have found, as I have a verbal contact with the government, that our Alien Friends have an even better source of this temporal power which is contained within a GREEN crystal that looks much like the raw quartz crystal of Earth, only it glows a bright pulsating green. These Crystals are SO compressed with power that you need only a very small amount to achieve &#39;Temporal Adjustment&#39;. Also they have a VERY low radiation field that they can be held in your hand WITHOUT any chance of contamination. The ONLY problem I have found is that these Crystals are being very well guarded in secret facilities &#40;like the Area 51 in the USA and the secret lab in northern Ontario, Canada&#41; that the respective Government DENYS exist, but I assure you they are there . It is understandable that they are being held in the highest secrecy as you can just imagine what would happen if just ANYONE could get their hands on them.. the world as we know it would no longer exist.. and any mad man would be able to use them to change the course of history in their favor. I hope that this information is useful and wish you the best in your endevours.

WSAI

04-03-2002, 07:57 PM

Starr, See it as a story opportunity. I did, with the &#34;Please hide money for me&#34;, one, with some international intrigue thrown in, by playing along.

Sheri Gordon (Sheri)

04-03-2002, 09:48 PM

Hey yeah! <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":&#41;">

WSAI

04-04-2002, 07:03 PM

Starr Any reply from the Earthling, yet??

Starr Magick (Starr)

04-07-2002, 07:10 PM

NOPE nothing yet... And I spent A lot of time and effort composing that email as well.. Ahhh well I had fun thinking it up anyhow..

Sheri Gordon (Sheri)

04-07-2002, 11:00 PM

He&#39;s prolly still sittin there blinking his eyes and shaking his head. hehehe

We need an eighth day called (F_U_N_G_U_S)

04-07-2002, 11:11 PM

I got one email one time telling me how these guys could improve my website. I wrote a long essay &#40;yes, it was that long&#41; on what was wrong with their site, and how they would ruin mine by implementing what they briefly mentioned in their spam.

Daniel Alexander Kurle

04-08-2002, 12:23 AM

Hehe, you just need 10^19 GeV to &#34;travel&#34; through time physically &#40;actually through hyperspace&#41;... no problem - let&#39;s blow up the sun and you&#39;ll have that amount of energy ;&#41; Greetings to all german users &#40;and the americans, and the rest of the world&#41; <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":&#41;"> Daniel

Tina (Trina)

04-08-2002, 09:08 AM

Hey, thanks for the greetings, Daniel! And welcome to the board!

We need an eighth day called (F_U_N_G_U_S)

04-08-2002, 05:38 PM

Hiya Daniel, and welcome aboard! Now, for the suspicious part: How do you know so much about time travel? Hmmm? HMMMM??!! ;&THORN;

WSAI

04-08-2002, 09:48 PM

Hey, Dan. Welcome Imagine the poor peoplecicles in Canada, and the shocked and blue Aussies, if you blew up the sun...

Daniel Alexander Kurle

04-08-2002, 11:35 PM

@Tina: Yeah - I am from germany &#40;Frankfurt am Main um genau zu sein - Frankfurt am Main to be exact&#41; how about you? <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":&#41;"> @Fungus: Man, I was &#34;travelling&#34; trough this BBS for a long period of time - and I really think I know you very good... I&#39;ve read so much from you ;&#41; And you&#39;re right: We definitely need another day called Fungus &#40;or: How about kickin&#39; out one of the old? Friday, maybe Saturday?&#41;<IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":&#41;"> ;&#41; WSAI: Yeah - but for travelling trough time, I would do anything &#40;almost ;&#41; &#41;. Nah, just kiddin&#39;. The reason why I was just reading is: My english is pretty bad &#40;I think&#41;, but this Topic changed my mind. <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":&#41;"> Daniel P.S.: Fungus: You&#39;ll know, why I know so much about time travelling... in the Year 2011 you will definatelly know &#40;I am a time traveller, I am a time traveller!&#41; ;&#41; Nah - I&#39;m kidding again... I write &#34;plausible&#34; Sci/Fi Storys, so I have to know about the physics.

Stefan (Auric)

04-09-2002, 03:01 AM

Heya Daniel... just one word... &#34;finally&#34;! <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":&#41;">

Daniel Alexander Kurle

04-09-2002, 06:23 AM

Hehe, yeah - I have to say that Stefan is my dearest Pal on ICQ - a lot of work we have to do, huh, Mr. Auric? ;&#41; Cya later - tell me when your Computer is up and linvin&#39; ;&#41; Daniel

Stefan (Auric)

04-09-2002, 07:10 AM

hehehe... yupp, a lot of work... ;&#41; Will set up the computer by the weekend... hopefully... :o&#93;

Sheri Gordon (Sheri)

04-09-2002, 08:36 AM

Would this be that Palomino pooter ya gots now? <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":&#41;">

Tina (Trina)

04-09-2002, 08:41 AM

Hey Daniel, good you got here, it&#39;s always great to see another German here, hehehe... <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":&#41;"> I&#39;m from Bavaria. So you&#39;re working on something with Stefan... I&#39;m not sure, whether I want to know, what it is, lol. ;-&#41; Hm, you think your English is bad? I wouldn&#39;t think so. But what do I know, lol. Palomino pooter?

Daniel Alexander Kurle

04-09-2002, 09:50 AM

Tina &#40;how many Germans are here? Kati, Stefan, you and me &#40;and another one I think&#41; - the Germans taking over this BBS - yeah! ;&#41; Daniel

Stefan (Auric)

04-09-2002, 10:05 AM

hehe... righto, the Palomino one... :o&#41; &#91;showing off=on&#93; I got the AMD Athlon XP 1800&#43; now, running at 1.533 GHz... &#91;showing on=off&#93; :o&#41; Now all I&#39;m waiting for is the new harddisk and RAM. What exactly do you mean, Tina?? :o&THORN; lol... Germans taking over the BBS? I wouldn&#39;t want that! ;&#41;

Daniel Alexander Kurle

04-09-2002, 10:28 AM

Hehe, me too. It&#39;s probably an &#34;Emmerichthing&#34; - because he&#39;s a German. ;&#41; Daniel

Sheri Gordon (Sheri)

04-09-2002, 11:23 AM

Even though he&#39;s never here. ;-&#41;

We need an eighth day called (F_U_N_G_U_S)

04-09-2002, 11:59 AM

Hey Daniel, if we&#39;re going to kick an existing day, it&#39;s GOT to be monday! :&#93;

Sheri Gordon (Sheri)

04-09-2002, 02:20 PM

Here, here! Let&#39;s declare it Post-Sunday <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":&#41;">

Will Finch (Shetan)

04-09-2002, 08:37 PM

Hey, there are others who admire Roland too. <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":&#41;"> P.S. Daniel, you and Goldfinger should get together and ski the Elbe!

Daniel Alexander Kurle

04-09-2002, 10:15 PM

Goldfinger calls me the &#34;Platinum-toe&#34;. Goldie want to take over the world - but unfortunatelly for him... I don&#39;t let him ;&#41; Yeah - Roland is never here. But Mr. Dean Devlin instead. That&#39;s cool enough. <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":&#41;"> The first day of a week will be the fungus day. Imagine if all of the days would be a fungus day. The normal way: mon, tue, wen, thu, fri, sat, sun... but the fungus&#39; way would be: fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. Fun on any day - yes! <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":&#41;"> Tina: Bavaria... is this still in germany? Nah!! I&#39;m kidding again! Don&#39;t kill me <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":&#41;"> Sorry... I am a &#34;Hesse&#34;, you know... <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":&#41;"> Daniel

Tina (Trina)

04-10-2002, 06:35 AM

Daniel, of course Bavaria is NOT in Germany - at least we do not even speak German, didn&#39;t you know? lol. Anyway, I&#39;m certainly not taking over anything... And, if you want to kick a day, don&#39;t take Wednesday, it&#39;s my favorite one, probably because I was born on a Wednesday. ;-&#41;

Sheri Gordon (Sheri)

04-10-2002, 09:35 AM

Kewl! We won&#39;t take Wednesday....it&#39;s a good day. &#40;Well, aside from it being Larissa and Ashley day. My two young art students...brats! heeheehee&#41;

WSAI

04-11-2002, 12:51 AM

How about Pre-tuesday for monday. Though it really depends on what you do on sunday that really matters for you to want to continue it.

We need an eighth day called (F_U_N_G_U_S)

04-11-2002, 01:26 PM

Nah, I think &#34;monday&#34; is an offensive enough concept on it&#39;s own to warrant kicking :&THORN;

WSAI

04-11-2002, 11:16 PM

How about &#39;George&#39; or &#39;Fred&#39;??