Don't hate me cause I'm beeyootiful (F_U_N_G_U_S)
02-11-2002, 11:31 PM
Most people assume that &#34;WWJD&#34; stands for &#34;What Would Jesus Do?&#34; But the initials really stand for &#34;What Would Jesus Drive?&#34; <BR> <BR>One theory is, He would drive a Plymouth because the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden &#34;in a Fury,&#34; but in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo - the passage urges the Lord to &#34;pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm.&#34; <BR> <BR>Perhaps God favors Dodge trucks because Moses&#39; followers are warned not to go up a mountain &#34;until the Ram&#39;s horn sounds a long blast.&#34; Maybe it was a Honda -- in St. John&#39;s gospel, Christ tells the crowd, &#34;For I did not speak of my own Accord.&#34; and following the Master&#39;s lead, &#34;the Apostles were in one Accord,&#34; a car pool. <BR> <BR>Meanwhile, Moses rode an old Brit motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that &#34;the roar of Moses&#39; Triumph is heard in the hills.&#34; Brings new meaning to the song &#34;Jesus Built My Hot Rod,&#34; doesn&#39;t it?