Full Moon out, pull up your pants, (F_U_N_G_U_S)
05-03-2002, 01:09 PM
Finally a joke that explains what it&#39;s like to be Canadian. <BR>Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six <BR>days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him,resting on the <BR>seventh day. He inquired of God, &#34;Where have you been?&#34; <BR>God sighed deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards <BR>through the clouds, &#34;Look Michael, look what I&#39;ve made.&#34; <BR>Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, &#34;What is it?&#34; <BR>&#34;It&#39;s a planet,&#34; replied God, &#34;and I&#39;ve put LIFE on it. I&#39;m going to <BR>call it Earth and it&#39;s going to be a great place of balance.&#34; <BR>&#34;Balance?&#34; inquired Michael, still confused. <BR>God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, &#34;For example, <BR>Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth <BR>while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over <BR>there will be a hot spot. Over there I&#39;ve placed a continent of <BR>white people and over there is a continent of black people,&#34; God <BR>continued, pointing to different countries. &#34;This one will be <BR>extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered <BR>in ice.&#34; <BR>The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large <BR>landmass in the top corner and asked, &#34;What&#39;s that one?&#34; <BR>&#34;Ah,&#34; said God. That&#39;s Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. <BR>There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an <BR>exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, <BR>intelligent and humorous and they&#39;re going to be found traveling the <BR>world. They&#39;ll be extremely sociable, hardworking and high <BR>achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats <BR>and carriers of peace. I&#39;m also going to give them super-human, <BR>undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by <BR>all who come across them.&#34; <BR>Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; &#34;What <BR>about balance, God? You said there would be BALANCE!&#34; <BR>God replied wisely. &#34;Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I&#39;m <BR>putting next to them....&#34;