If Sheri ruled Centropolis

[Javier Ariel Garza (Jag)]

As we know, Sheri's known for her nice generosity, her beautiful looks (for a morphed horse that is :oP, her incredible cranium capacity -- that's "smarts" to you and me) and for what most of us have 'felt' in the past. Her *SCHMACKS!* -- so without further delay, I'd like to present Centropolis movie titles had Sheri been in charge.. <BR> <BR>Moon 44 would be Schmack 44 <BR>Stargate = Schmackgate <BR>Independence Day = Independence Schmack <BR>Godzilla = Schmackzilla <BR>The Thirteenth Floor = The Thirteenth Schmack <BR>The Patriot = The Schmack <BR>Arac Attack = Arac-A-Schmack <BR> <BR>Now, you wonder, why would I devote my time and energy to write such a Schmack-ish message, and ahem *schmack* such wonderful movie titles? <BR> <BR>It's JAG!'s weird way of wishing my long time friend... the one that stands by me when I'm down, and cheers me on when things go well. Who is my fountain of continual encouragement -- a well deserved and fun-filled HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! <BR> <BR>Love ya sweety!!!! Enjoy it! <BR> <BR>(I know it's a bit early, but, I've been falling behind with Birthday greetings lately..) <BR> <BR>With love, <BR> <BR>-=JAG! (That crazy, sexy-voiced Texan you have no choice, but to know. :oP)

[Sheri Gordon (Sheri)]

And to love. Oooooh Jaggy that was so sweet!!! :'-) Thank ye!! I have to admit....I was a bit scared to read it when I saw the thread header. LOL Thenkye so much! Chocolate ice cream, anyone? *slurp* Don't mind the wax from all the candles. Oy! ;-)

[Emma (Emma)]

Sheri, I hope you have an absolutely fabulous birthday! Go ride the horsies and have lots of fun! ;o)

[Sheri Gordon (Sheri)]

Still giggling over Arac-a-Schmack. <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":)"> Reminds me of them games where ya gotta clobber the mole...oh yeah, Whack a Mole! <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":)"> <BR> <BR>Thanks, Emma! I sure make use of the one thing you got me for me birthday....something no Windows user should be without. A "DUH!" key! <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":)"> (The other things are *ahem* safely stashed. LOL) Thanks, Emma! *hugs*

[Tina (Trina)]

Happy, happy birthday, Sheri!!! <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":)"> Have a really wonderful day!

[Kati (K63jena)]

Hello Sheri ! <BR> <BR>Happy Birthday to U.I wish U,that's all U're dreams come true and a lot of health and success for the future. Have fun and enjoy. smile <BR> <BR>Nice greetings from Kati

[Sheri Gordon (Sheri)]

Thanks Trina! <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":)"> Thanks, Kati! <BR> <BR>Been dreamin a lot about horses lately. Could be from the all-day excursion to horse farms and show on Sunday. Took 12 rolls of film...nothing but pictures of horses. All shapes and sizes and colors. Woohoo! Gonna pick the pics up from WalMart tonite. Can't wait to see 'em!!! :-)~~~~~~~~~~

[Stefan (Auric)]

A very happy birthday to you, dear Sheri! <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":)"> <BR> <BR>May all your dreams come true!

[F13 (F13)]

Sheri <BR> <BR>I hope you have a great day. [Un]fortunately, I can't think of any bad puns to mark the occasion, so HORSEY BIRTHDAY!

[Dean Devlin]

Sheri, <BR> <BR>Schmakky Birthday! <BR> <BR>-Dean Devlin

[Sheri Gordon (Sheri)]

*giggle* Thanks, guys! You're the sweetest bunch I know! (hugs)

[Frank Diaz (Realityengine)]

Happy bday sheri=)

[Electric Goose (Egg)]

Oh MAN! I almost missed it!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! <BR> <BR>Here's hoping you get lots of Love and Joy for your very special Schmack Day!! <BR> <BR>BIG HUG!!! <BR>Lisa

[Agent Pat (Agentpat)]

[Pat tip-toes into the party while Sher's back is turned] <BR> <BR>Who me? Oh, I've been here all day. What? You didn't see me? I was over there by the punch bowl. Here, have another. *clink* <BR> <BR>[ducking] <BR> <BR>Happy B-day Sher. ;o)

[Great Taste AND Less Filling! (F_U_N_G_U_S)]

<FONT SIZE="+2">"I SAW THAT, PAT!"</FONT> <BR> <BR> <BR>is what I would have said, if not for that feeling of dread that a certain mid-life cris bike and year-after-mid-life-cris-bike-SUV creeps into my head...

[Sheri Gordon (Sheri)]

LOL You two are a ham. <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":)"> Thanks, everyone, for making my 31st a special one!

[Great Taste AND Less Filling! (F_U_N_G_U_S)]

Actually, I'm the ham, she's the turkey! <BR> <BR> <BR><FONT SIZE="+1">*RUNS LIKE HELL!!!*</FONT>

[Sheri Gordon (Sheri)]

Well, that's one way to lose weight. Insult Pat. You'll become flat one way or the other. LOL <BR> <BR><IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":)">

[Will Finch (Shetan)]

According to Eastern Standard Time, I still have 15 minutes left to wish you a Happy Birthday on your special day! Hope it was a wonderful one, and be careful when riding those horses that you don't fall and schmaaaaack the ground! And thanks for your educating and moderating ability!

[Javier Ariel Garza (Jag)]

Speaking of *Schmacks*... <BR> <BR>Bambi -- did you forget about me and the last Voyager episode? [Taps hoof] <BR> <BR>-=JAG!

[Lee Phillips (Leep)]

If Sheri ruled, it would be scary.

[Sheri Gordon (Sheri)]

What do you mean IF? ;-)