Hubs On First

[Agent Pat (Agentpat)]

(We take you now to the Oval Office, where George Bush and National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice are rehearsing their famous Abbott and Costello routine.) <BR> <BR>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? <BR>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. <BR> <BR>George: Great. Lay it on me. <BR>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. <BR> <BR>George: That's what I want to know. <BR>Condi: That's what I'm telling you. <BR> <BR>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? <BR>Condi: Yes. <BR> <BR>George: I mean the fellow's name. <BR>Condi: Hu. <BR> <BR>George: The guy in China. <BR>Condi: Hu. <BR> <BR>George: The new leader of China. <BR>Condi: Hu. <BR> <BR>George: The Chinaman! <BR>Condi: Hu is leading China. <BR> <BR>George: Now whaddya' asking me for? <BR>Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. <BR> <BR>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? <BR>Condi: That's the man's name. <BR> <BR>George: That's who's name? <BR>Condi: Yes. <BR> <BR>George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? <BR>Condi: Yes, sir. <BR> <BR>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. <BR>Condi: That's correct. <BR> <BR>George: Then who is in China? <BR>Condi: Yes, sir. <BR> <BR>George: Yassir is in China? <BR>Condi: No, sir. <BR> <BR>George: Then who is? <BR>Condi: Yes, sir. <BR> <BR>George: Yassir? <BR>Condi: No, sir. <BR> <BR>George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. <BR>Condi: Kofi? <BR> <BR>George: No, thanks. <BR>Condi: You want Kofi? <BR> <BR>George: No. <BR>Condi: You don't want Kofi. <BR> <BR>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. <BR>Condi: Yes, sir. <BR> <BR>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. <BR>Condi: Kofi? <BR> <BR>George: Milk! Will you please make the call? <BR>Condi: And call who? <BR> <BR>George: Who is the guy at the U.N? <BR>Condi: Hu is the guy in China. <BR> <BR>George: Will you stay out of China?! <BR>Condi: Yes, sir. <BR> <BR>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. <BR>Condi: Kofi. <BR> <BR>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. <BR>(Condi picks up the phone.) <BR>Condi: Rice, here. <BR> <BR>George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[Mike (Mike)]

Ok Pat, you've got the end of the first part of act 2. You're gonna have ta write a script around that. hehehe <BR> <BR>Why am I laughting? Australia HAS two politicians named Abbot & Costello.

[Mike (Mike)]

Just waiting for 2050 when a guy named Milton Berle becomes Prime Minister of Australia.

[Twinkle, Twinkle Little (Starr)]

ROFL.. Thanx <BR>I needed to wake up to something amusing

[Will Finch (Shetan)]

ROFL Pat, Who-ville One fish, two fish, red fish, Blue Fish.