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Agent Pat (Agentpat)
12-11-2002, 11:43 AM
...for the psychiatrically challenged! <BR> <BR>Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? <BR> <BR>Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are <BR> <BR>Dementia: I Think I'll be Home for Christmas <BR> <BR>Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me <BR> <BR>Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and... <BR> <BR>Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get me <BR> <BR>Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire <BR> <BR>Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why <BR> <BR>Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

Sheri Gordon (Sheri)
12-11-2002, 02:27 PM
Gee, what would you call me if I can't make up my mind WHICH song to sing? *grin*

Food, Folks and (F_U_N_G_U_S)
12-11-2002, 03:04 PM
Blonde?

Javier Ariel Garza (Jag)
12-11-2002, 06:21 PM
I'm sure math teachers, architects etc are elated about this one too. :oP <BR> <BR>>Narcissistic: Hark the Herald <B>Angles</B> Sing About Me <BR> <BR>-=JAG!

Agent Pat (Agentpat)
12-11-2002, 07:17 PM
Ooopz! Non Angli, sed Angeli. ;o)

Mike (Mike)
12-11-2002, 11:54 PM
I thought that Herald Angels were newsboys that work for Rupert Murdoch. <BR> <BR>(Murdoch inherited a newpaper called "The Herald" from his dad)

Will Finch (Shetan)
12-13-2002, 09:31 PM
And I hope everyone has a Merry Holiday season, Indeed!