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Jennifer Gray (Maurine)
07-09-2001, 10:36 PM
If There Were Computers in 1776 <BR>------------------------------------ <BR> <BR>Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen, the summer grows hot, and it is essential that we <BR>complete this Declaration of Independence. <BR> <BR>Mr. Franklin: Wait a minute, Thomas. I have to reboot here. <BR> <BR>Mr. Jefferson: That's all right, Ben. We'll go on without you. Has everyone <BR>had a chance to look at the draft I posted yesterday? <BR> <BR>Mr. Sherman: Not yet, Thomas, I've been having Notes replication problems. <BR> <BR>Mr. Adams: Here, Roger, I brought a hard copy. <BR> <BR>Mr. Sherman: Thanks. Saaaaay, nice font. <BR> <BR>Mr. Adams: Do you like it? I downloaded it off Colonies Online just last <BR>week. <BR> <BR>Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen! There is work to be done. I fear our document will <BR>soon leak out. <BR> <BR>Mr. Livingston: Too late, Thomas. There's already a bootleg circulating. I <BR>saw it posted on alt.georgeIII.sucks last night. <BR> <BR>Mr. Franklin: @#$$%^$# General Protection Fault! <BR> <BR>Mr. Adams: Ben, you might try upgrading to Windows 75. It solved that problem for me. <BR> <BR>Mr. Sherman: Thomas, the part here about the Acts of Pretended Legislation; <BR>have you considered using bullets to air out the text? <BR> <BR>Mr. Jefferson: I can fix that easily enough. Drat! I've spilled candle wax <BR>on my keyboard again. <BR> <BR>Mr. Adams: You know, Thomas, that wouldn't happen if you'd buy an <BR>active-matrix screen. <BR> <BR>Mr. Franklin: Hard-disk failure?!? Aw, criminy! <BR> <BR>Mr. Livingston: Are you sure it's "unalienable rights"? My spell checker <BR>recommends "unassailable". <BR> <BR>Mr. Jefferson: Can we stick to the substance of the document, please? Shoot. <BR>Low battery. Anyone got a spare power cable? <BR> <BR>Mr. Sherman: What have you got, a Toshiba? No, mine isn't compatible. <BR> <BR>Mr. Franklin: Hello, PCs Philadelphia? What does it mean when the floppy <BR>drive buzzes? OK, I'll hold..... <BR> <BR>Mr. Livingston: The "In Congress" part here at the top; have you thought <BR>about blowing that up really big and maybe centering it in 72 point <BR>Helvetica? <BR> <BR>Mr. Jefferson: Not a bad idea. Aw, nuts! Word macro virus! I can't save the <BR>file. <BR> <BR>Mr. Franklin: That's all right, Thomas. We can manage. Here, borrow my quill <BR>pen.... <BR> <BR>*******

Javier Ariel Garza (Jag)
07-09-2001, 10:54 PM
Heheh, kewt... Thanks for posting, and for painting a smile on my face. :o) <BR> <BR>-=JAG!

Sheri Gordon (Sheri)
07-10-2001, 10:39 AM
ROFTL!!! That one's a keeper. Thanks for posting it Maurine! <IMG SRC="http://www.electric-ent.com/bbs/clipart/happy.gif" ALT=":)">

Will Finch (Shetan)
07-14-2001, 08:02 AM
Very neat, Maurine and if there had been computers then, news of the break and Independence would have reached everyone much faster. It took nearly a month for the news to trickle down through the colonies from Philadelphia. On Aug. 14, 1776 The South-Carolina And American General Gazette was one of the few papers in the country to print the entire text of the Declaration while it was ac urrent event. That original paper has recently made its way back to Charleston via Christie's auction.

Katharina Kahler
07-17-2001, 10:25 AM
That was marvellous Maurine ! It really cures me from my actual computerproblems. <BR> <BR>Greetings <BR> <BR>Hogan